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IM YOUR TYPICAL BRONY LOVE AND TOLERATE DEAL WITH IT RAINBOW DASH IS BEST PONY. And then I said:NO! ZEN SMOKE BEST PONY BECAUSE I MADE HIM ALL BY MYSELF! Butts are ideal for sitting or kicking,I have A.D.D. if you haven't noticed how colorful her mane is!

Sam Da Man @lucretius

28, Male

Dildo Warehouse


Joined on 5/26/08

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I know what you're thinking. Who is that freak in the profile pic? Why the heck does he like frickin' My Little Pony? Is he gay or something? How long has it been since he's been here? Can he even comprehend time? Why do I even care? I do cocaine! What kind of site is this? Can I buy elephant tusks on this site? Is poaching illegal? Is poaching random Newgrounds users illegal? Why is weed still illegal? Do you know when you get off work tomorrow? Oh, that's right. I can't comprehend time.

Well the answer to all of these questions is: Congratulations! I just wasted 15 seconds of your life reading a random post that doesn't even make sense! Isn't the world lovely when you have the right to bear arms? Don't just stand there, vote yes to legalizing gay marriage! Every brony has the right to be happy.

Offended yet? Shoot me :D. Poaching random Newgrounds users is legal in 2 states now!


Who's a sexy stallion?...I AMMMMM!!2442871_139116758553_HandDrawn.jpg

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2,220 Points

Daily Driver 5 Points

Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.

People Pancakes 5 Points

Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.

Wile E. Ways 10 Points

Knock an opponent out of the ring three times in one match.

C-C-Combo Maker 25 Points

Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.

Hoarder Patrol 5 Points

Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.

Madness Mode 50 Points

Defeat Madness Mode!

Perfect 100 Points

Win without taking any damage.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Hunter/Prey 100 Points

Kick 30 mines against a boss.

Stiefie Wunder 10 Points

Bump into 500 mines in total

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