I'm running out of excuses to continue my life. This new generatiopn is awfully rude, I somehow attract only the meanest people on earth, my art has gone nowhere except in the trash can, my friend is gay, my job is a living hell, I have reckess driving and speeding in a school zone weighing down on my weary shoulders. But then I ask myself..."What would Bender do?" Quite a simple answer: Kill himself! Bahahahahaaaaa! If I don't post a complaint about my life next month there's a good chance I found the nearest suicide booth. Goodbye Newgrounds!