lucretius's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Learn 2 Read]

Ugh!

You scared me!That was not fun!......yet i'm watching it again...........and again.....

[School 13 - TongueTied]

I loved it!

But i feel dead and lonely inside now. Oh well. I'll just eat a bag of resses peanut butter cups and cry myself to sleep.......AGAIN!

[WTFuture]

I loved it!

Wow i REALLY could relate myself with Tom's sarcastic and pissy mood.

[Xmas Day]

Too funny

I felt like Todd on Christmas when i got call of duty 4 when i asked POLITELY for the sequel and not the one i already own.......

[Dental Appointment]

I was laughing my teeth off!

But why use a grenade when you can use an Anti Tooth Personel Assault Rifle, or At-Par for short

[Avatar - Hot Na'vi Sex]

HAHAHAAAA!Na'vi secks is funny!!!

Good movie, terrible love story, PERFECT parody!....But horrible alien fetishes.......ew.

[Nicolas Cage Wants Cake]

I HATE NICOLAS CAGE!!!!!

But this was just plain weird.....

[Left 4 Speed 2]

I luvs a good old redneck in ma games!

I want to get this game now so i can see the REAL violence!

[Leo & Satan II]

Too funny!

I'm sure glad that i don't have antichrist controlling all my actions!

[Leo & Satan]

You never let me down!

That's a good thing too because i was going to suffer a gruesome suicide if you did let me down!