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IM YOUR TYPICAL BRONY LOVE AND TOLERATE DEAL WITH IT RAINBOW DASH IS BEST PONY. And then I said:NO! ZEN SMOKE BEST PONY BECAUSE I MADE HIM ALL BY MYSELF! Butts are ideal for sitting or kicking,I have A.D.D. if you haven't noticed how colorful her mane is!

Sam Da Man @lucretius

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lucretius's News

Posted by lucretius - January 22nd, 2012


IM SO HAPPY

Forever alone


Posted by lucretius - January 17th, 2012


Well, I broke up with a girl I REALLY cared about. :I........ And I'll miss her, and guess what ladies? I'm single again! ;O


Posted by lucretius - January 11th, 2012


I'm running out of excuses to continue my life. This new generatiopn is awfully rude, I somehow attract only the meanest people on earth, my art has gone nowhere except in the trash can, my friend is gay, my job is a living hell, I have reckess driving and speeding in a school zone weighing down on my weary shoulders. But then I ask myself..."What would Bender do?" Quite a simple answer: Kill himself! Bahahahahaaaaa! If I don't post a complaint about my life next month there's a good chance I found the nearest suicide booth. Goodbye Newgrounds!


Posted by lucretius - December 24th, 2011


MERRY CHRISTMAS NEWGROUNDS!! AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEEBUS!(Even though he wasn't actually born in December)

Merry Christmas!


Posted by lucretius - November 21st, 2011


Just another drawing

>.>


Posted by lucretius - October 20th, 2011


Who knows what inspired me to draw this?

-.-


Posted by lucretius - October 12th, 2011


Oh teh noes! Killer slugs got Private Oreo!

Random Violence!


Posted by lucretius - September 21st, 2011


Man, I can't stop thinking about it!

Madness Combat


Posted by lucretius - September 1st, 2011


......got bored. drew this. enjoy. or not.

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Posted by lucretius - July 31st, 2011


Wood Elf

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