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What?

2014-01-30 06:00:55 by lucretius
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I know what you're thinking. Who is that freak in the profile pic? Why the heck does he like frickin' My Little Pony? Is he gay or something? How long has it been since he's been here? Can he even comprehend time? Why do I even care? I do cocaine! What kind of site is this? Can I buy elephant tusks on this site? Is poaching illegal? Is poaching random Newgrounds users illegal? Why is weed still illegal? Do you know when you get off work tomorrow? Oh, that's right. I can't comprehend time.

Well the answer to all of these questions is: Congratulations! I just wasted 15 seconds of your life reading a random post that doesn't even make sense! Isn't the world lovely when you have the right to bear arms? Don't just stand there, vote yes to legalizing gay marriage! Every brony has the right to be happy.

Offended yet? Shoot me :D. Poaching random Newgrounds users is legal in 2 states now!

http://lucretiusm16.deviantart.com/

Who's a sexy stallion?...I AMMMMM!!2442871_139116758553_HandDrawn.jpg



It's been a while. I was busy sacrificing goats with a demonic sword and playing heavy metal music. Well now that I'm back I gonna start doing random shit again. Enjoy this pic!

Huh, I forgot I had an account here


Bisexuals

2012-05-01 01:38:31 by lucretius
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Tis a lie

Bisexuals


Meh

2012-03-21 23:51:34 by lucretius
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I think she loves her dad

Meh


Double lol

2012-03-17 21:19:37 by lucretius

This is how I see myself

Double lol


Lol

2012-03-12 23:08:25 by lucretius

Hope u like

Lol


Incest is funny

2012-03-07 22:53:05 by lucretius

-Sorry I couldn't make it to your birthday party.
-It's alright I guess, nobody really showed up....
-So what did you get for your birthday?
-Well, my mother let me have a pie
-Cool! What flavor was it?
-Incest.....
Not based on personal experience

Incest is funny


I'm somewhat proud of myself

2012-02-29 10:23:39 by lucretius

I calls it Falling in Love When the Candy Canes Rain From the Sky

I'm somewhat proud of myself



FAIL

Favorite Parts
1: Picks teeth at beginning
2:Orates like a boss
3: 1:32 There's a reason why underdogs don't make it
4: Break up with his girlfriend on national TV
5: 3:35 Desperately drops to one knee
6: A guy that we assume is Gabriel Iglesias forces him to leave
7: It's not over until he says its ove


I've been inspired

2012-01-25 19:29:16 by lucretius
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You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.